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Leo, you’re on Facebook but not other social media, why is that?”

“I’m not very active on Facebook, Ann. I figure those people who want to know about my life will pick up the phone.”

“Yeah, I get that. What do you think about people who share a lot online?”

“Well it all depends, I think it’s attention seeking sometimes which just isn’t me. Why do you ask?”

“Have you ever looked up my profile on Facebook?” Continue reading

Trying so damn hard to say goodbye to each other (FL 8)

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I invited the wrong man to a party

Let this one be added to my list of f*ckups, which notably include pooing during a threesome, sending my ex husband an email from my blog address, and forgetting to check my chin for hair (who knew?!).

My “boyfriend” Tony is away for 13 days. I’m determined to keep myself busy so I’m not concentrating on the fact that I haven’t heard from him since he left. Also, now that Will is back home and will soon be taking Liam on a week-on week-off basis again, I’m starting to re-engage with life and make plans with friends.

Earlier this week I texted the Comedian, who has been away practicing for a show he’s in. I hadn’t heard from him in a while but was wondering how it was going. Turns out, he’s back in my city. Although he didn’t reach out first (classic behaviour over the last 28 years) he asked when he could see me. Continue reading

The story of my masturbation journey

This post chronicles a bit of my masturbation and sexual history. Upon re-reading, I chuckled that I didn’t want to mention how many men I’ve slept with, because of course I later wrote three posts listing every. single. one. (which makes me realize I should probably start post number four).

I’m surprised every time I read another bloggers story and its similar to this – stopping masturbating during an unhappy marriage. People are still shocked when I tell them I had a sexless marriage (defined as less than once a month).

But I turned it ALL off. And now that’s it’s back on, it’s still going with a vengeance.

My Masturbation Journey

My very first post | My open marriage and unused hall pass

Read yesterday’s post if you aren’t sure why I’m reblogging 🙂

This is the very first post I wrote on this blog, which now seems like an awfully long time ago. While my marriage was in trouble long before, I’d be lying if I said the things described in this post weren’t catalysts for its demise.

My open marriage and unused hall pass

The beginning of the end of both my relationships (FL 7)

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It was really good, before it got bad (FL 6)

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And…then there were zero dates, but some upcoming sex

I guess I should just know that this shit happens. On the one hand I’m happy I don’t have to shower now, but on the other it would have been nice to get out.

Let me back up. As I posted this morning, I had a lunch appointment (I’m not calling it a date) and an after-work date today.

Lunch Appointment

This morning at 8:22 I got the following text from my lunch appointment:

“Hey Ann. I’m sorry but I need to reschedule. My wife fell down some stairs last night and hurt her back. She thought this morning she would be ok but after her sleep she can barely move. Can we reschedule. I’ll figure out when later today. Again I’m sorry.” Continue reading

Home alone last night. Two dates today.

Last night, I reveled in being alone in my house for the first time in a while. My son has gone to his Dad’s until Christmas Day. Here’s what I did:

  • Made nachos
  • Drank a bottle of Perrier straight out of the bottle (oooohhh I know, such a badass)
  • Watched the TV show “Masters of Sex”
  • Made some investment decisions
  • Watched an episode of “Boardwalk Empire”
  • Gmail chatted with a fellow blogger
  • Texted with two men
  • Registered my son for winter swimming lessons
  • Deleted a whole bunch of messages on online dating sites
  • Coordinated with a lawyer and my ex, Will, for getting our divorce papers finalized

Yup, it was a successful night. Continue reading