This page has the links to my less than satisfying sexual encounters with men. If you are looking for “relationships”, aka Long(er) & Still Dirty, go to my main About My Lovers page.
There’s also the Men I Had Sex With Series…which may keep you occupied.
These posts are all from my early online dating days. For more recent posts, use the Categories drop down box.
The Dog Trainer (2014) | A Dominant man who took it a little too far for my liking. He had the biggest hands I’ve ever enjoyed, and he did some pretty dirty things to me. He gave me my first spanking, which I asked for and I liked. But he was just too much of some things and not enough of others, so I said goodbye after our second meeting.
- You will totally believe the trouble I got up to on a day stuck in bed.
- More dirty from the dog trainer
- The dog trainer f*cks like the dirty dog he is
- My first ever pic…password protected to protect those who don’t care to see my ass | Spanking aftermath picture
- When dogs can’t be trained (The conclusion of my dog trainer miniseries)
The One (or Two)-Offs | Yes, more than I care to remember…perhaps best you don’t read them all at once…you might draw the
wrong right conclusion about me. Never mind that this is a partial list!
- The post-phone sex bailer
- Part 1 and Part 2 of my second online dating phone sex experience and “no I’m not telling you how much I weigh” stupidity
- The 26 year-old who was nothing like he said he was
- The hot online experience, the first bail, and the Catfish conclusion of The Traveller
- The best date follow up email yet, from a (sigh) married dude
- The dude who sweated too much, the dude who fucked really strangely, and the Out-of-Tower (all in one week! plus Ariel!)
- The guy who fucked me on my (very public) balcony
- The married dude who I invited over even though I wasn’t interested
- The guy who ended it because I couldn’t commit
- One of three colleagues (Faraway Lover being one of the others) who I fucked
- The crazy Russian
- The chef who went silent after one fuck and then kept coming back via text, until one night I fucked him on my stairs
- Part 1 and Part 2 about a much older, rich guy
- I didn’t sleep with him, but really wanted to…the cop who gave me a speeding ticket and a kiss: Part 1 and Part 2
- The lawyer who didn’t take his tie off
The Cook | Italian, two dates, one sexcapade. Not worth the number of words I dedicated to him, but he kept cropping up like a bad rash.
- Bumper Crop of Boys
- The Cook is Smokin’ Hot
- How I couldn’t avoid the Cook’s rejection
- Can’t escape the cook
- Again with the cook…are you fu*king kidding me?
The Model | Super hot, old soul, great phone conversations and a totally awesome naughty guy. Only an hour away by plane but still haven’t met him. Expect I never will.
John the Personal Trainer | One time only, stunning bod, totally selfish, and an expert bailer.
- First time he bails
- Second time we fuck like mad
- He bails after telling me his mother had a stroke, then disappears
- I don’t have post for the last chapter, but sadly I reconnected with him once more when he showed up on a new dating site. Long story short? He bailed again. SHOCKER. I’m a moron.