Online Dating Fail: I had to share this ridiculous exchange which occurred over a couple of days on Plenty of Fish. I met this guy (never wrote about him) on a hookup site when I first became single. We never met in person because he kept insisting we meet directly at a hotel.
But he reached out to me on POF and after reading his profile it seemed he may have shifted what he was looking for. It said he was looking for a relationship and he’d done a bunch of traveling. Here for your reading pleasure is our unedited exchange (my replies are in italics):
i believe we chatted b4
Yes, we did. Probably over three years ago.
it was if i recall just to hookup sexually
Yes that’s correct. And we never managed to make that happen. We may have met on AFF? What are you looking for these days?
same as b4
Your profile says looking for a relationship lol
i keep my options open. you never know
Seems like a good approach
right now just want to please someone proper
That’s a very noble cause!
know of anyone who is deserving of pleasure
I have a friend who is, but I suppose I’d add myself to that list as well!
[later that day]
I was cleaning up some old emails this morning and found our old exchange. You kept insisting we meet for the first time at a hotel – if that’s still your M.O. then this won’t work 🙂
or i can go back to thailand again
What does that have to do you with preferences for first meetings?
it would be only sex. why meet anywhere else
Because it’s not guaranteed sex if I don’t feel a connection. But have fun with the women willing to do that. If this approach works for you then great.
thanks for wastin my time again. no shock you took that route