I’ve written before about the things I’ve used to masturbate with when I’m away from my usual arsenal.
On my current vacation I packed my favorite (and first) vibrator from Jimmy Jane. But is that enough for me? Nope.
I was particularly horny earlier this week and took advantage of some alone time to have a few self-loving sessions. I improvised by adding something else to the tools I was using.
It was metal and therefore, naturally unyielding. It may or may not have had a crimp in the bottom to seal it. It was, in hindsight, a bad choice.
And for the first time, I have a labia injury. My clitoris is also unhappy. My parts are making their displeasure known.
I am in real pain when I move. Have been for three-ish days now. I finally succumbed to trying an antibiotic ointment that has lidocaine just so I can walk and sit and pee without hurt. But I know I should probably use something else and shudder at going to the nearest town (population 1,300) and talking to the pharmacist. If they even have one.
I feel like an idiot but figured perhaps anyone else who has also done something stupid whilst masturbating may laugh (or cringe) with me. You can also laugh at me, I deserve it.
I’m just hoping my parts will forgive me soon and stop reminding me of my idiocy.
And yes, in case you were wondering, I’m still horny and now unable to do anything about it. I even dreamt about sex last night, which is further torment and ironic since I rarely ever remember my dreams.