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I’m starting to think perhaps I have a real problem. I am out of my mind with sexual desire. And the good-but-not-always-amazing sex with Tony just stokes an already out of control forest fire.
Several months ago I read a fellow bloggers post about making a sex toy, and I wanted to do it. And not just any sex toy. A fucking machine, basically. The day I read his post I bought a critical attachment off Amazon for $7 USD.
A reciprocating saw with a stroke (!) length of 1″ or more. A universal adaptor for said saw. A dildo.
Yesterday I was in another location for work and happened to be near a big hardware store. Only two things were on my list. A nightlight for Tony’s bathroom (the source of a recurring joke between us) and a reciprocating saw. I thought it would be improper to see if Will had one in his garage I could borrow.
I was aware that this was a flight of fancy (fuckery) so wasn’t about to invest in a quality tool (so many innuendos!)…but there was one for $50 that had a 1 1/8 stroke length.
I was grinning like an idiot whilst purchasing the saw.
I got home and amazingly, had a window of opportunity where I was alone. Assembly was pretty easy.
For those of you who don’t know, the way this works is where you see the adaptor on the left, normally there’s a saw blade. So it will move back and forth (in and out) as far as the stroke length.
So. This thing has real promise, but here’s the problem. My arms aren’t really long enough to work the machine and be in a really satisfying position. And on high speed it could probably kill me. I put my “small” dildo on it (8″) because I knew the big one would be insane. Oh yeah, it’s also all really loud. No privacy with this bad boy.
I tried it twice. Second time I used both power outlets and busted out the hitachi magic wand as well. I used my big toe to work the power button. It actually felt pretty damn good. But the coordination was tricky. I had to focus on the speed otherwise I pressed it too hard (which is a little jarring, to say the least) or stopped completely. It was pretty comical, although I managed to make myself cum really hard.
Bottom line is I need someone to use it on me. Or build a mount for it, at which point I should just go to the nearest sex club because really.
I also laughed at myself the whole time. Is this what it’s come to? My ex husband once accused me of being frigid. This is quite the departure. It is totally ridiculous that I have a saw under my bed for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Isn’t it?
The thought of telling Tony about this just makes me giggle. He’s coming over tomorrow night. If he can’t quite do it for me, do I say “oh here honey, use the ryobi with the dildo, it will do the trick!” As comfortable as I am with my sexuality, I think I would just die.