I didn’t have any time today to write a blog post because I was a) working, b) getting my eyelashes tinted and brows waxed (one of my few girly girl things), c) buying liquor, and d) getting ready for my date.
Therefore, perhaps I can make you laugh. I liked this so much that I may have snorted my proscecco whilst watching. A peek into what I find funny:
In other news, apparently I’m almost the perfect woman. According to whatsyourprice.com (which is kinda like selling women but who am I to judge), based on a survey of 100,000 men, here are the characteristics of a “perfect” woman:
- blonde hair >> check!!
- blue eyes >> check!!
- slender body >> um…
- non-smoker >> check!!
- social drinker >> check!!
- graduate degree >> check!!
This is such a sad state in the world when perfection, apparently, has nothing to do with personality or character.
(and for those of you who don’t know me all that well, I am joking. I am so far from the perfect woman, and I know it)