At least this makes for good blog fodder. An opening message on FetLife:
hi there 🙂
i see your profile says you’re a hedonist, but maybe (hopefully) you’ll laugh at this idea?
just wondering if you think you and a gf or 2 of yours would have fun if i got naked and on my knees in front of you all and beat-off furiously for a few hours and just be your entertainment while you all sit back, fully dressed of course, and laugh your asses off for a “girls night” of hilarious fun?
and definitely feel free to grab me by the balls and have lots of fun teasing and laughing at me as well 🙂
im white,6ft1tall, brown hair, in pretty good shape
And this exchange with a 28 year-old. Which makes me feel kinda dirty. And not in a good way:
Him: Hey, How are you? So, I understand this question will seem quite forward, but I would like to ask you, would you like to become my sister?
Me: Perhaps it’s because I have yet to be caffeinated, but I have no idea what that means…
Him: To elaborate, this is a very different, unique, unusual, and most importantly open minded thought i had, plus i dont actually have any sisters and that’s something I have always wanted. So, as a result, I came up with this very special incest relationship where it could be possible to have this sibling relationship even though we are obviously not blood related. I should mention that I would NOT want this to be just some online thing and as well, i would want to eventually become extremely close. What do you think?
Me: That isn’t for me, but good luck in your search.