Things on my bed right now

I’m afraid to use the term “slut mom” because, well, I’ve done that Google search and I know what it gets you.

But…

I’m working at home today since I came down with a cold and I didn’t want to spread any germy love around the office. I’ve been steadily working and taking breaks here and there. I just looked at everything on my bed right now and since it made me laugh out loud, I wanted to share it with you:

  • 2 blankets including a quilt my great-aunt made
  • One of my journals from 1989, which I plan to quote from for an upcoming post
  • My remote access token for work
  • Various computer cables
  • Laptop and mouse
  • Two of my son’s stuffed animals and two of his blankets
  • iPhone
  • Home phone
  • Me
  • Hitachi magic wand (without the gonzo attachment)
  • A large dildo

Yup. If that’s not a strange assortment, I’m not sure what is.

Any of you out there have similar moments?

I suppose I should put at least 2 of those items away before my son gets home.

0 thoughts on “Things on my bed right now

  1. Computer cables? What are those? 😉

    My husband works at home 2 days a week. He never has a dildo out where he works (sometimes in the living room, bed, dining table). But then again, he does have his favorite play-toy (me) hanging around him throughout the day.

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  3. I can’t top your list … today. Though I do feel obliged to clear the bedroom of kids’ toys when I get my own toys out. Somehow, irrationally I think, it would feel pretty damn creepy if I didn’t. (Even as I think about it my skin crawls a little!)

    • Yeah, normally that kind of thing weirds me out as well.. for example, I have a picture of my son on my dresser and the night that Johnny and I had our threesome, I put that picture away.

      Sorry to creep you out 🙂

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