The douche came back, the very next day, we thought he was a goner but…

If you know the song “the cat came back”, you can sing along.

It was suggested in the comments of the How to test if a man is a total douchebag… post that perhaps the dear non-responder was taking the time to come up with a really good reason for his non-response.

Well, he responded.

I guess this was his version of caring (insert snorting laugh here). This is what I received on Friday night, just as I was going to bed:

Gosh. My heart just warmed at the sentiment.

Perhaps he’s delusional from some strange concoctions he’s been making in the kitchen (remember, he’s a chef).

I wish I could say “it goes without saying” but I’m cognizant of my own past behaviour. So I will say – no, I didn’t text him back. I’m sure it will make no difference…we’ll just see how long before the next mirror selfie or cock shot arrives in my Whatsapp inbox.

I’ve been cleaning up files on my phone and computer this morning and looked at the chat histories I have – the last time I heard from him was the beginning of June when he asked me for a picture of my tits. I said no.

Prior to that was an out-of-the-blue text and cock shot from him, which occurred when I was travelling with my son. I included it for the laugh value. I didn’t respond after the cock shot, which I mention because sadly, it’s not assumed.

The Chef Comes Back Again 2

…and in other news, guess who I heard from again? Follow-up post forthcoming.

0 thoughts on “The douche came back, the very next day, we thought he was a goner but…

  1. You know that quote by Thoreau? “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” This dude’s the opposite. He does something ridiculous, buries his reputation under a mountain of stupid shit, and just when you think/hope he’s out of the picture, he’s managed to dig even deeper and burrow under even more WTFness. There’s a word for this type of person: unflushable.

  2. The idea of faking surgery to see if someone is a douchebag is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Up there with pregnancy to get a man. Except if you don’t know someone is a douche already you seem like a terrible judge of character.

    You involved yourself with this douchebag in the first place, I don’t know why you’re surprised when he continues to be one?

    You can’t only be into the “cock shots” some of the time just to bitch about the other times. I’m sure in his mind you expect nothing more from him than those texts. I’m just assuming either you made him believe you were cool with that, and if you weren’t, you didn’t make it clear enough you’re not into his douchey ways.

      • Have you? She fucking met him online, then fucked him, then instigated his dirty photos with wink faces over the course of months without heading from him and other bull shit and now she’s surprised? Seems like he’s ALWAYS been this guy. Don’t see why she cares that he’s not running over to take care of her after surgery.

        Plus in their previous convos she makes it sound like she gets fucked often by whom she pleases (good for her too) but like I don’t understand at all why she’s the least bit surprised he’s being douchey. But if you are too then I guess I can’t help.

        • No, I’m seriously curious if you have actually followed this story because you’re missing quite a few things in the middle. It’s a lot easier to post a judgemental comment when you don’t have all the information.

    • Well first of all, I’m not faking surgery. I had surgery. Perhaps you missed my other posts.

      I already knew he was a douche. There is no real surprise here, other than that I would have expected him to at least pretend to care. He responds quite quickly when he wants to get off.

      And finally, have you ever heard me really complain about cock shots? I love cock shots. I don’t mind when someone asks for tit pics either. My issue with this guy is that is all he ever does…several months ago when we tried to get together, we would go silent once it went from trading pics to actually making plans.

      A few times ago, I told him in no uncertain terms – he was getting no pics from me until after we met in person. And yet, he keeps cropping up. Hence the post.

        • The advice was a joke…although it did work.

          I’m not all that surprised, as I said. I’ve only ever seen this guy once, way back in the fall, and ever since he just crops up every couple months with a couple texts and a cock shot.

          The point is just that it’s funny. And that he proved himself to be an even bigger jerk than I already thought.

          • Lol but there are so many sad desperate women looking for signs on here in this dating blogging world that will use that joke advice.

            However I’m just gonna start texting everyone I had surgery and see what happens. I mean at least he wished you a quick recovery and sent you the only present he has.

  3. Hi Ann,
    Just so you know, your site is becoming my next reading addiction! I hope you are recovering well–don’t let the urge for a midday nap get you down…you’ll be back to normal and loving on your man in no time! (Actually, you probably already are…I caught a glimpse of Johnny Knight in Shining Armor just in his replies.)

    • Thanks so much πŸ™‚

      Well he is going to be here on Fri for 10 days, and we haven’t seen each other since early May. So I am very focussed on my recovery πŸ™‚

      Another blogger called Johnny my “mad defender”, after said blogger posted that he thought I might be a man (yeah, it was bizarre)…and although it wasn’t meant as a compliment, I do like to think of him that way.

  4. Every now and then they all come out of the woodwork. I’m convinced it has something to do with the phases of the moon, but I’ve never taken the time to chart it. πŸ˜‰

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