Johnny's Revenge | When is Ann going to write a book?

Yes, I lost a bet. Despite reading this post in advance and not wanting to let Johnny post it here, for so many reasons, I keep my promises. So here you go…this is what happens when Johnny has his way with me. 

Ann


Hey, folks, Johnny Id here.  If you aren’t already a follower of mine I completely understand, though you may have missed the bet that I made with Ann this week.  She thought that if I posted a picture of my ass it would generate as much traffic as when she posted her tits.  We decided to make it interesting and bet a guest post on the other person’s blog.  I won the bet, pretty easily.  My ass in no way stacks up against her tits, as I’m sure most of you would guess.

ow, what Ann didn’t anticipate was what I wanted to post here after winning the bet.  Little did Ann know, I wrote this a couple of weeks ago and was just waiting for the right time to post it.  And what a perfect opportunity this is.  Sorry, babe.

Ann did not approve this post.  I only showed it to her after she agreed to the bet.  She is only reluctantly posting it because I won the bet and insisted upon it.  Enjoy!

When is Ann going to write a book?

Ann

I am a 40 year-old executive businesswoman living in a big city.  I am also a Mom.

The turbulence in the last few years in my life – involving open marriage, affairs, divorce, a sexual reawakening, online dating – all while navigating equal custody of my son and trying to maintain a good relationship with my ex – has inspired me to put some of my thoughts and experience on “paper”.

I don’t regret my choices.  I’m pretty happy.  I’m not using a dating coach (yet).  I’m not looking to replace my husband and get re-married.  What I am, after a 15 year almost totally sexless relationship, is very keen on fulfilling every physical and emotional desire I have and coming back to life.

Everything here is true and my first hand, un-embellished experience, but the names of those I mention have been disguised to protect the guilty. Enjoy.” – From Ann’s About Me page.

Is that not the back cover of a best seller?  Seriously, I want to read that book.  But if Ann has her way, it might never be written.  Gasp!  In fact, I’m sure I’m annoying the hell out of her for even writing this.  Too bad, babe.  😉

I’ve been telling Ann for a while now that she needs to turn her story into a book.  She could take some portions of it from the blog and fill in everything else.  I’m not saying it would be quick and easy, I know she would take the time to do it right, but I think it needs to happen.  She’s a fantastic writer that has a story to tell and an audience that’s hungry to hear it.

Ann doesn’t think her story would be all that interesting.

I think over 300 people would disagree.  She’s been blogging for way less than a year, already has over 325 followers (that’s almost one new follower every single day), and gets more visits a day than I get in a week.  Less than a year and she’s already had over 23,500 views.  The readership growth of her blog has been exponential.  Obviously, what she’s writing is touching people in a very real way.

Ann went from an unhappy marriage to hot, single, confident, and successful.  Her story is full of heart, courage, pain, happiness, humor, challenges, lots of sex, and ultimately a personal revolution.  That sounds like an amazing book to me.

What about all of you?  What do you think?  Place your vote!  I want her to know how many people are behind her.  Show your support!

— Johnny Id

 

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0 thoughts on “Johnny's Revenge | When is Ann going to write a book?

  1. I think it speaks to a lot of women, especially those who may still be in unhappy, sexless relationships. You talk about things people are generally too ashamed to speak about openly, even with their closest girlfriends, and so a fictionalized account of your story could do a great deal to help women either experience a brief respite from an otherwise unsatisfying existence or give them the hope and motivation to take responsibility for their own happiness and make a change. Plus, all the sex is pretty juicy, too. I think your story is still developing, though. Reading your blog is like being in the middle of a good book, anticipating the climax and looking forward to the happy ending.

  2. There’s only one way this book will be a best seller. Your tits on the cover, Johnny’s ass on the back cover. Although you may have to put a thong on it.

    Hmm. On second thought…

    Honestly Ann (and you know all the background shit so I’m not saying this to ingratiate myself with you) I think this would very easily sell. Men love to read this stuff, and it titilates the womenfolk too. I think Johnny’s on to something and i would be willing to back you financially.

    If I had any money.

    But I don’t. So… it’s the sentiment that counts right? Anyway I, (and 100% of the other voters, according to Poldaddy.com) vote yes. I want to see what the next bet is that if Johnny wins it, you have to write the book.

  3. I say give it a shot. I think it would be a book in which woman can relate, Identify and get inspired. Things tried it is a world of opportunity for those missing something in life.
    I mean 15 years is a long time and now the tigress has found her wild side. Enjoying life as it is coming.
    Never tries is always a miss.

    Keep on smiling. keep loving have fun

  4. Thinking logically, what’s the worst that could happen if you wrote one?

    At least 325 or thereabouts would buy it.

    Or not.

    But at least you’d have accomplished something.

    And you still have the blog too 😉

  5. I’d say there’s no reason for you to NOT write a book….you’re smart…funny…and you’ve got a way with telling your story that makes people pay attention. Also…you’ve already shown your tits…what have you got to lose by writing a book really? hahaha

  6. So I voted “No” and I realized I am the only one who did. So let me explain.

    I didn’t vote “No” because I don’t like Ann’s writing. In fact, it’s the total opposite. I voted “No” because I love how she writes and I feel that going for a book right now, might be an overkill. When you write a book, usually you can’t help yourself but wonder “What does the reader want to read?” and “what would be interesting?”. But Ann’s writing is the total opposite of that. She writes what she wants and feels. She started the blog to put her journey into words and to reflect on her thoughts and feelings.

    What’s in the blog can make a wonderful book. But writing a book will change the style that I personally love. My personal feeling, is to wait a bit more. Have enough posts on the blog, and when it feels right, you can always put your blog posts all together into a book.

    • This is great feedback, Sam, thank you. You are right that I don’t think my story is anywhere near finished (at least if I think about it from a book perspective), and I’m much better when I write just what is in my head and heart. A purpose kind of messes me up 🙂

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