Men know that women talk. But the harshness of the conversations I have with my friends still surprises me at times. Especially via text, when the summary of a date or of sex is to the point and brutal in its honesty.
Case in point below:
I’m pretty sure this dude would be devastated if he found out that although he had a decent cock, he was considered overweight and not great at oral sex.
I also get reports on the kind of car they drive (which makes not a whit of difference to me, for the record), how good a kisser they were, how they smelled (sadly, the dude above didn’t smell so great) and how well they handled my friend’s seemingly incessant questions.