My tits stacked against a cucumber

So, my own personal Boob Day experiment was an interesting one.  Thought I’d break down my findings for y’all here, since I promised I would.

First, I should start by saying they are my boobs.  I couldn’t really run a study using a placebo, could I?  Had I used a random pic from the internet, their runaway success, or failure, could have been attributed to my choice of photo.  So I figured using mine would be the best bet.  I will likely take down the photo on that post in due course…the thought of them being out there in the blogosphere getting in trouble on their own is a little disturbing.

So…my tits definitely got some attention.  Lots of attention.  After my About Me and About my Lovers pages, it’s the most popular post I have and it’s only been up for 8 days.

Conclusion? People like sex and pics of naked bits.  I know that’s not news.  When I looked at my top posts on this blog, not surprisingly, most have sexual content in the title:

  1. I’m going to show you my tits
  2. Owning donkey sex on the web | I’m so proud
  3. Desperate times call for bad decisions
  4. Things I’ve literally f*cked myself with | Or why I should always travel with a cucumber
  5. My Open Marriage and Unused Hall Pass
  6. The sexiest thing I’ve received
  7. My masturbation journey

In contrast, the posts I’ve written about my child are at the very bottom.  Not at all sexy.

I did get a bunch of new readers but that seems to spike every once in a while anyway…so I’m not convinced it’s because of my tits.  But if you are reading this with the hope that there is more to come, there isn’t.  It would be great if you hung around regardless.

While I do like to send naughty photos to lovers and potential lovers, I’m not going to do it here.  Like I said before, wanting an ego boost is not why I started blogging.  Of course, I definitely enjoyed the compliments.  Who wouldn’t?  But I’m not attention-seeking.  So I’m not posting anything more of me either.  I won’t post photos of anyone I talk about on my blog, either, because it’s a huge invasion of their privacy when they don’t know I write about them publicly.

At least that’s my decision as of today.  Perhaps if at a future point I find myself in a messy house, too much crap piled in my office, having gained weight, menstruating, my long-distance boyfriend about to go on a date with someone else, and I haven’t been laid in weeks, then I might reconsider.

Wait.

Oh, never mind.

0 thoughts on “My tits stacked against a cucumber

  1. I can relate to you so much and that is why I am a follower. Your stories are entertaining and real. I also show provocative photos of myself to accompany my poetry and writings. It seems to make sense to me. Love your stuff.

  2. Ann,
    I want to thank you; we often have veggie plates with our dinner in the summertime… and now I will never, EVER look at a section of sliced cucumbers the same way again. Seriously, how am I going to explain the inevitable giggle fit I’m about to experience? Nicely done, babe.
    Your pal,
    The Hook.

    (By the way, you’re GORGEOUS!)

  3. Some guy said your brain is awesome, that´s fine with me but I like tits more, your´s are actually quite nice. Shouldn´t there be a booby contest? I´m going to pitch that idea to some studio.

  4. Ann,

    Thank you for directing me here. This post is so spot-on and underscores my husband’s decision to refrain from posting pics of our intimacy (we have hundreds on another site) and sexy bits was, indeed the correct one. He is adamant about keeping the wankers out and letting the more cerebral audiences digest his sexy content. I suppose that it is just one of those principles that he holds dear,

    Meanwhile, I didn’t tell him that I was participating in boobday. He was telecommuting on the day that the pic was posted. I was still sleeping when he discovered it. I was then subject to the most wonderful wake-up call a woman can experience! 😉

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