Here are a few more of the screen shots I’ve kept of bad openers or online dating conversations. My profile is down on all but one site. I kept this one up because it’s where I met the Giant and I wanted to capture some of our conversations. I never bothered to take it down afterwards.
The huge irony for me is this – when I go into that site to grab some of these screen shots, because I then show up as online, I end up getting even more material to work with. A few of them I have responded to just to see how crazy the response will be….there are some doozies.
My commentary is below each pic.
This was sweet but life isn’t fair. I didn’t have the heart to tell him.
I’m not sure the best start is critiquing my writing. My profile is pretty damn well written if I do say so myself. And why put “man” in single quotes? I debated responding back but quickly realised it was SO not worth my time.
I just had to respond to this one – it was so far out there for an opening line. It went no further.
I thought I was doing a nice think by thanking a guy for saying I was “adorable”. I was feeling generous. But – wham! – right into the weirdness he went. I ignored this and then he sent me a new set of messages saying I had nice legs and could we go away for a weekend together. WTF?
More to come!