I’m a little distracted by meeting Matthew. While I’m trying my best to write about “P” and his insanity, or my Faraway Lover, it’s been a little challenging. So I’m going into the folder on my computer that contains the screen shots and funny things that I keep meaning to write about, but haven’t. These will be short and sweet.
First in the series are “failed openers“. They should be pretty explanatory but I couldn’t resist adding my own commentary.
His willingness to engage me in conversation ended when I asked how he felt about a woman’s brain.
This one – shockingly – didn’t get a response from me. At least spell “masturbation” correctly. Sheesh.
A long distance (I have no idea where that place even is) attack. Yup, I blocked him. Didn’t want to see what “came” next.
This 25 year-old sure has some balls on him. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I should respond 😉
But…then again. Not sure what beating behind a bush it. Oh, wait…never mind. I caught a dude doing that once.
I think that’s plenty for today since this just makes me depressed. These types of openers far outweigh the normal ones. And no, I don’t have anything kinky on my profile, I say I’m a Mom, and that I’m looking for a relationship. I hope men don’t receive this shit from women.
More to come!