This guy is now more than a bad rash. He’s an STD that keeps coming back. Those of you new to my Cook adventures can catch up below:
- Meeting & fucking him
- Him rejecting me then showing up as a match on a new dating site
- Him showing up at my favorite restaurant
But wait! There’s more!! Two days ago, on a fourth site I joined (my profile is currently hidden on the first two that he and I interacted on)…who shows up in my “viewed you” list but him. REALLY?? So I looked at him too even thought I know he will see this. I was highly proud that I resisted all urges to email him on the site and say “really? why bother, fucker?!”.
If that’s not enough, up comes my annoying daily or weekly email that says, basically – here are all the guys we think you would love – but it’s generally too bad because they are short or jobless or I just don’t find them attractive. You have ONE GUESS who shows up on the list. Of course. Life wouldn’t have a sense of humor otherwise. It makes me wonder why he looked at me in the first place – perhaps I showed up on his list. Sigh.