Ron Jeremy's Big Cock

So I’m so desperately horny at the end of a conference in May that I pass a sex shop and stop in to just find something to help me out.  I buy a dildo – so curious – since I figure it’s different from my lovely vibrator and I’m sure I can find fun things to do with it.  First time I use it I discover its molded off Ron Jeremy.  It’s even signed at the bottom.  I laughed out loud so hard it took me a while to get the mood back up to use it.

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