An embarrasment of riches (aka too many cocks)

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So I’m working at home today, having come down with a cold and not believing in sharing my germs with my team.  Not a lot of calls and I should be focussed on work things but couldn’t resist logging on to one of the dating sites.  Not sure what it is about Thursday over lunch hour but boy was I busy. At one point I couldn’t stop giggling because I couldn’t keep up with the chats online and on my iPhone.  It was crazy overwhelming.  For fun I thought I’d give a run down of what I have going on simultaneously.

  1. Ariel (who came over yesterday to make me soup, BTW…super sweet).  His texts focussed on the fact that I am seeing him tomorrow night after I go out for dinner with girlfriends.  One of the best was “you have no idea how many times during the day I get hard thinking about you”.  He’s been plotting some new sexual adventures for us.
  2. The Personal Trainer (need a name for him…let’s call him John).  Turns out he wasn’t bailing on me last week and has been steadily texting me.  Also says good morning and good night every day.  We agreed to see each other on Sunday night.  He texted me a video of himself well, you know, enjoying himself in the shower.  And we talked about porn.
  3. The Out of Towner.  He’s not new as of today but we met on the dating site a couple weeks ago and have been communicating steadily.  He’s in my city for a couple months for work and is a senior technician for a communications company.  He said good morning to me as well and called me a couple of times.  Best text was telling me “last night I jerked off while looking at your nicely shaped delicious looking breasts”.  We made plans to see each other on Monday night.  (Yes, if you are counting, that’s three dates in 4 nights).
  4. The Traveller.  I don’t think I’ve written about him yet and he deserves an entry to himself so I’ll also have to give him a name since I hope he’s a repeat entry.  He recently moved to my city but is often travelling.  A few weeks ago we had an afternoon of super hot chatting online and agreed to meet each other and then we had phone sex and he bailed – but then emailed me saying he was sure I was totally turned off by him since he didn’t get back to me and he was sorry but he was called away to another country for work.  Since then he has been steadily emailing and texting and today we had some very hot chats.  He could be completely psychotic but I hope not since he’s funny and smart and has a totally smokin hot bod.
  5. The New Guy(s). Yes, there were two…one guy from another big city who was cute and fun to chat with, and he travels to my city regularly so was interested in talking to him.  And another one from my city with a crazy hot body but he’s only interested in hooking up, not even dates.  So less interesting for me but good to know, I guess.  I have his email and mobile in case of sex emergency.
  6. Space Man. I call him this because of his online handle.  Been talking to him since my first day on the site and he absolutely warrants his own entry.  He’s from Australia and so obviously not a real prospect but he is very interesting to chat with so I keep doing so.  And he’s got a real um, asset, which is always fun to talk about and he does that on a regular basis.
  7. Lance.  Not sure where to start with him…I’ve also been chatting with him off and on for many weeks.  He lives several hours away so not a real prospect although in theory he comes here every once and a while.  What makes him intriguing to me is he gets off on having a “steady” woman who is also sleeping with other men.  In fact, he encourages it and would even have threesomes.  I’ve said this is an interesting concept to me.  So, I tell him about some of my adventures and he loves it.
  8. The Young Guy. Okay not like the 26 year old (let’s hope) but someone who emails on a regular basis asking when he can take me out.  Have already told him that I can’t juggle any more balls (figuratively and literally) but he likes to keep in touch I guess.

Looking at this list I wonder why I’m tired.  There are a couple more from another site and Im not even counting them – although to be fair, only 2 (!) who I’m thinking about setting dates with.  Sheesh.  This might explain why in the middle of the day I was so horny I went to a nearby sex shop to purchase some new toys.  And then used them – and in the middle of that heard from another guy who I text every once in a while.  I don’t think I can keep all of this up but it sure is a lot of fun for someone who had no passion and barely any sex for 15 years.  Is it too much?

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  2. Ok being very newly single (just separated from my husband), I find the prospect of dating a little overwhelming. Not because I am shy…it’s more like, do I have the energy? It’s probably just too soon. I’ll just lie vicariously through your blog until then. 😉

  3. Okay I’ve been reading your blog thus far, starting from the very beginning. Its been an awesome ride. First off, your writing style is smooth and a pleasure to read.

    You also seem to have a ‘forgiving’ and open attitude to talk to people (even if they have evaporated) which I think is refreshing. I guess have you reflected on how that may have changed, if you fast forward to today? now that you’re more experienced in post marriage dating?

    • Thank you so much for taking the time to comment. I’m glad you’ve enjoyed what you read!

      Some people would argue I’m too forgiving, even now. I’ve definitely changed my approach somewhat over the last two years. It’s partly because I’m no longer just looking for casual sex, but even still, I don’t put up with a lot of the BS I did two years ago!

      If you are making your way through all of my posts (you poor thing) you’ll see I do write about different approaches and new dating rules that speak to the differences between then and now. If you can’t find them using the search function I’ll try to dig up the links.

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